Gossip Guy
They say I'm the quiet silent one as they chatter,
Participating in useless conversations that "matter"
I need a drink they say as they gossip away,
To join them in their pursuit of wasting the entire day
Keep talking "friends", I may or may not listen
Useless, pointless banter might be your life's mission
Uninformed, ignorant yet heavily opinionated fools
Their small minds & forked tongues, rusty tools
Your assumptions are from Mars while the facts are from Venus
Your mouths work hard, round the clock, just like your anus
Forgive me, I shall never chime in for that it truly beneath me
But at times I may watch the show for some truly ghastly comedy
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